Thoroughly disappointing, Destroy All Humans wastes an ingenious premise with some truly uninspired gameplay. You would think by the title that the game is a celebration of mayhem and destruction. Unfortunately, it only reaches those giddy heights occasionally, as much of the game consists of tedious escort missions, simple fetch quests, or even worse, pointless stealth missions.
The mini-games are truly bad, with such dull challenges as "Destroy 10 female humans in 2:00" or "race from point A to point B in 2:00". Although the art and sound direction are well done, and there are some occaisonally funny moments in a the campy, 50's B-movie tone, Destroy All Human is too dull and unimpressive to recommend.