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Postal 2


Cheat Codes

Press the shift and the @ key or the ~ key on some systems to make the Game Console Window Appear. Type in SISSY to enable the cheat modes then enter any of the following below for goodies...

OsamaAll Non-Players become Fanatics
WhatchutalkinboutAll Non-Players become Gary Coleman
SwimWithFishesAll Radar Items
BlockMyAssBody Armor
RockinCatsChange Guns to have Cats on them
IAmTheLawCop Uniform
walkDisables flight and ghost modes
splodincatsDisables ricocheting cats
slomo 1disables Slow-Motion
WhatchutalkingaboutEveryone is Coleman
LikeABirdyFly Mode
HealthfulFull Health, 4 Medkits
PacNHeatGet Every Destructive Weapon
IFeelFreeGhost Mode
SmackDatAssGimp Suit
AlamodeGod Mode
PayLoadLots of Ammo in All Weapons
JewsForJesusLots of Cash
IAmTheOneLots of Catnip
LotsAPussyLots of Cats
BoyAndHisDogLots of Dog Treats
lotsadogsLots of Dogs
PiggyTreatsLots of Doughnuts
JonesLots of Health Pipes
iamsolameMaximum ammo, invincibility, and all weapons
GhostNo Clipping (Walk Through Walls)
headshotsOne shot kills
DokkinCatsRemoves Cat Repeating Guns
SetdayReset Day to Monday
FireInYourHoleRocket Cameras
nowwedanceScissors machin gun
slomoSlow Motion
playersonlyStop Every Non-Triggered Action
boppincatsWhen gun is shooting cats, cats will ricochet

Contributed By: cubewarrior18, eli0918, GeekGear, sirgallahad32, pajo999, TheKillerSpork, Innocent Blood, and Koolkyle5.

Misc. Codes

BEHINDVIEW 0Changes to first person view
BEHINDVIEW 1Changes to third person view
SetAllErrandsUnComplete()Reset all errands, make hate groups not hate anymore
ResetCops()Reset police and wanted status
SetAllErrandsComplete()Set all errands complete, turns on hat player groups
SetTodaysErrandsComplete()Set all of today's errands as complete, turns on hate player groups
SetDay(<day number>)Set the day, all errands before that day completed
playersonlyToggle all non-player triggered animations and actions to stop
Set the day, reload level for that dayWarpToDay(<day number>)

Contributed By: Undergrads2003 and King0Nothing0.



UnlockableHow to Unlock
Beat the game onceEnhanced Mode

Contributed By: SushimanX.


Steam Achievements

This title has a total of 69 Steam Achievements. Meet the specified conditions, where applicable, to receive the Achievement.

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)40 Year Old Virgin
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.A-Rod Who?
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.Anger Management With Roger Clemens
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.Anustart!
Survived Tuesday.C U Next Tuesday
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)CAN YOU DIG IT?!
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.Can't Touch This
Mauled 30 people with your dog.Cesar Millan is Gay
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.Chapelle's Show
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.Chuck Norris'd!
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.Darth Maul'd!
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.Do you even Enzyte, bro?
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.Don't taze me, bro!
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.Door Mat
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.Duck Dynasty
Wore all three outfits.FAB-U-LOUS!
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.Fear and Loathing
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.Finkle IS Einhorn!
Discovered the hidden Taliban base. (Secret)Found 'em faster than GWB
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.Friend of Dorothy
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.Fur Sure!
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse. (Secret)Gary vs. a Giant Penis
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!
Found one of the hidden underground sewers. (Secret)Gotta pay the Troll Toll
Kicked 30 dogs.Hello, Newman
Gained your first dog helper.Here, Wilfred
Killed over 1,000 people.Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.I Am Legend
Put out someone that's on fire.I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.I don't need virgins for this
Read the newspaper every day.I should buy a boat
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace
Exploded a nuclear bomb.I swear, I thought it was a home fill
(no official description)I'm not even supposed to be here today!
Survived Thursday.It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway
Sucked down your own piss.It's sterile and I like the taste
Made a very long killing spree. (Secret)John Rambo'd!
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.Lieberman is our Leader!
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.Michonne ain't got nothin' on me
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.Officer McLovin'
Roasted 30 people with fire.OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale
Saved the marching band from explody death.One time, at band camp...
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.Paid the Piper
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.Planet of the Apes: The Musical
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.Pussy on a Pedestal
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.R. Kelly's Protege
Totaled 30 cars.Rebecca Black's Nightmare
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.Reddit would be proud.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.Rick Grimes 4 Life
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.Running With Scissors
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.Scientology Level: OT VIII
Survived Saturday.Screw Bill Lumbergh!
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it. (Secret)SCREW that game!
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.Seņor Cornballer
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.Shiva Blast
Survived Monday.Someone's got a case of the Mondays!
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.Taxidermy with Chuck Testa
Finished all seven days.Thanks for the money!
Found the secret bank exit on Monday. (Secret)There's always money in the banana stand
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.Uncle T-Bag
Kicked open a door.Well, aren't YOU a badass
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.Where's Mr. McGibblets?
Survived Friday.Workin' for the Weekend
Observed an NPC going POSTAL! (Secret)You are not alone

Contributed By: Eevee-Trainer.


Turn off timer in Demo

Go into the Console

Set Gamestate Demotime 9999

Enjoy the demo for as long as you like

Contributed By: cubewarrior18.