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Goodbye Deponia


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Self-sacrifices and bla.A true friend
What has been seen cannot be unseen.Basic Instinct
Pirates have feelings, too.Bozo is back!
I think that robot fluffed into my coffee.Caffeine Crackie
Wait, who's that? - Itsameeeea!Cameo
High fashion - low fashion - high fashion - low fashion.Catwalk Queen
I didn't mean to wind her up.Daring Sharpshooter
Cut my life into pieces.Darwin Award
I knew it: I'm surrounded by assholes.Demagogue
Mirror mirror on the wall...Doppelganger
Where's the fume extractor hood?Food Inspector
Animals don't belong in cages.Free Toffee
Aka. How to die a thousand DeathsGroundhog Day
At least I got the lyrics right.Hand over heart
Doors – useful AND sexy.Hide and seek
He'll get around somehow.Hung out to dry
The old switcheroo.Huzzah - because brakes are for wimps
Three of a kind beats king high.Huzzah - three times the crap
Third time's a charm.Huzzah – good things come in threes
Enjoy your fall.Huzzah – he completely f*cked up
The hardest part is letting go.Huzzah – he's off now for real
Elysium in hand's reach...Huzzah – with a scoob a dee doo
Have Helium – Will TravelHuzzah – with helium gas
Don't turn around! The Kommissar is out!Ignorance is Bliss
Knock-knock. Who's there? Rufus. Rufus who? Rufus on fire!Knock knock!
So that's why you don't wash your dirty laundry in public?Laundry Day
Not that I actually need it.Long time no see
Light speed is too slow!Ludicrous Speed
Little pieces of heaven down in the gutter.Magic Mushroom Picker
The darkest Room Escape Game ever.Master of Darkness
Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.Micropayment
He's just no fun person to hang out with.Mission: Impossible
You can’t make an omelette without breaking some eggs.Ornithorhynchologist
Throw me something, Mister!Porta Fisco Carnival
Does this smell like chloroform?Quality Assurance
Tell it to the marines!Remembrance of Things Past
I'd be an amazing dad!Rufus to the rescue
You jump, I jump … not!Russian roulette
Picking at fresh wounds.Sadist
Disco ain't dead!Saturday Night Fever
1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.Smack him!
Which place do I stick it in... ?Surgeon simulator
15 minutes of fame.Talent Scout
I'll show you mine if you show me yours.Teamwork!
Admit it: That was dumb luck!That kid is fast as lightning
When shall we three meet again?Third time's a charm
Didn't feel a thing.Tough Guy!
Vampire me, Vampire you. Platy-poo.Vampire's Kiss
So what? It's the only peep-show in town.Voyeur
They seemed a bit bitey.Zombie Apocalypse

Contributed By: Guard Master.