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These are the new trophies for the new PAIN environments.

UnlockableHow to Unlock
Get a negative distance on the Anvil Toss in PAINalympicsEveryone's a Winner (Bronze Trophy)
Complete Mad Science! PAINful without grabbingHandy-Capped (Silver Trophy)
Send the black sedan through the portal in PROBEIt's Full Of Cars (Bronze Trophy)
Grab teleporting Hung Lo in PAIN ReunionLo Touch (Bronze Trophy)
Open all the unlocked lockers in PAIN Reunion using SantaSecret Santa (Silver Trophy)
Find and hit the alien artifact in both PAIN Reunion and Sports Day and the sports trophy in both PROBE and AfterglowSore Spotting (Gold Trophy)

Contributed By: gguupp.


Complete each task in order to obtain a trophy.

UnlockableHow to Unlock
Get a Pain Score of at least 1,500,0001.5 Mil Pain
Score over 2,000,0002 Mil Points
Get a combo bar of 2020X Combo
Score over 3,000,0003 Mil Points
Get a Pain Score of at least 500,000500k Pain
Score over 500,000500k Points
Use a tank to blow up the Castle TowerBlockbuster (Bronze Trophy)
Grab the old ladyBlue Hair
Grab the Bowling BallBowling Ball!
Score 60 Monkeys in Spank the Monkey PAINful with BuzzBuzzmonkey (Silver Trophy)
Hit 50 Cameras with ExplosionsCamera Boom (Bronze Trophy)
Travel 2000 feet in one launchCross Town
Travel over 200 milesFrequent Flyer
Use Tuxedo Hoff to get 69 million in any PAINdemonium Mode.Gettin' Hoff (Gold Trophy)
Break 500 panes of glass with any female launchable in Mime TossGlass Lass (Bronze Trophy)
Make 1000 GrabsGrab Master
Give the Gladiator a ride in the Sports CarHelmet Pi (Bronze Trophy)
Grab a Swinging GirderKing of the Jungle
Reach an Altitude of 300,000 feetMoon Landing
Make 500 GrabsSick and Twisted
Grab the TrainTake A Ride

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Unlock After Party

To unlock After Party you have to break all of the sets in the Movie Studio. There are 8 sets. They are The Colosseum, The Alien Invasion, Beaverzilla, Warzone, Tetanus, Car Chase, The Castle, The Wild West.

UnlockableHow to Unlock
Beak all of the sets in the Movie StudioAfter Party

Contributed By: gguupp.

Unlock Aftermath

In order to play in Aftermath, a remixed version of PAINdemonium, you must score 1,500,000 points in a single shot in PAINdemonium

UnlockableHow to Unlock
Score at least 1.5 Mil Points in a single shot of PAINdemoniumUnlock Aftermath

Contributed By: Darth_Mike.

Unlock Block Party

To Unlock Block Party, an edited version of Downtown with the launcher at the other end of town, you need to hit Granny with the subway.

UnlockableHow to Unlock
Launch at Granny and drag her down into the subway with you onto the tracksUnlock Block Party

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Unlock Demolition

Look to the left of the construction worker sitting on the rotating donut to see a grab-able explosive crate. Grab this crate and fly into the wall in front of you, and super-ooch over the train tracks towards the cop car. There is a police man and a girl wearing a bikini, bomb her with this crate 5 times (after each successful bombing, press R1 to reset and Select to reset the level) in order to unlock Demolition. This is just like how you unlock Ed the Cow.

UnlockableHow to Unlock
Bomb the bikini girl 5 times in Block PartyUnlock Demolition

Contributed By: ThePostalDudeJr.

Unlock Uranus Invasion

To Unlock Uranus Invasion you have to blow up the alien 10 times with a grabable explosive box.

UnlockableHow to Unlock
Blow up the Alien 10 timesUranus Invanision

Contributed By: gguupp.

Unlockable Difficulties

UnlockableHow to Unlock
Get Gold in 'Fun with Explosives' Painful ModeUnlock 'Fun with Explosives' Freestyle Mode
Get Gold in 'Fun with Explosives' Normal ModeUnlock 'Fun with Explosives' Hard Mode
Get Gold in 'Fun with Explosives' Hard ModeUnlock 'Fun with Explosives' Painful Mode
Get Gold in 'Mime Toss' Normal ModeUnlock 'Mime Toss' Hard Mode
Get Gold in 'Mime Toss' Hard ModeUnlock 'Mime Toss' Painful Mode
Get Gold in 'Spank the Monkey' Normal modeUnlock 'Spank the Monkey' Hard Mode
Get Gold in 'Spank the Monkey' Hard modeUnlock 'Spank the Monkey' Painful Mode

Contributed By: paulp1988.

Unlocking extra Characters

UnlockableHow to Unlock
Score 3,000,000 in After Party (you need the Movie Studio add-on to get Buzz)Buzz
Use Andy Dick to get 2 pedestrians in the sewers in Block PartyDick in Suit
Blow up the cow on the Downtown stage with the grab-bomb box 12 timesEd the Cow
Suffer 50 shots to the "junk" as described in gameIce Tea
Go 3,000 feet while grabbing a vehicle with George TakeiSpace Takei
Play the bowling multiplayer game 12 timesThe Dude
Grab the Bikini Girl 69 times as The HoffThe Hoff Swim Suit
Score 6,900,069 with The HoffThe Hoff Tuxedo

Contributed By: Pink Spider and gguupp.


Alpine Ski Lodge DLC Trophies

There are 3 Bronze Trophies, 2 Silver Trophies, and 1 Gold Trophy.

Find and hit all the green presents in the Ski Area Fun With Explosives12 Days of Crispness
Break all the ice blocks in one runIce Breaker
Bomb Granny with a Throw PresentSanta's Package
Shoot through all the Snow Blower Launchers in one runSnow Blown
Grab the snowmobile and take a ride to the top of the Ski Run in Fail VillageSnow Ride
Take the hot tub girl for a ride in the Heiny Mine in Fail VillageTub Girl

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There are 10 bronze trophies, 5 sliver trophies and 2 gold trophies.

Get "Pain in the Park" and "D-Town Destruction"2 Mill Club (Silver Trophy)
Get One 100 Million Points in DowntownAffliction Addiction (Gold Trophy)
Attention Spam Bronze Trophy Get every type of PAIN (Groin, Head, Arm, Hand, Leg, Foot and Body) combo in Paindemonium, Aftermath, Block Party, DemolAttention Spam (Bronze Trophy)
Get 15x Combo in Paindemonium, Aftermath, Block Party, DemolitionCombo Mambo (Bronze Trophy)
Get 100 strikes in BowlingConstipated (Bronze Trophy)
Get 2,000,000 score in Paindemonium and AftermathD-Town Destruction (Bronze Trophy)
Use "The Dude" to score 30 Strikes in BowlingDude Abides (Bronze Trophy)
Get Exploded 200 times with any female launchable add-on characterGrenade-a-Maid (Bronze Trophy)
Get all of Dicks Balls in the Block Party Dumpster without resetHarder Dick's Balls (Silver Trophy)
Take the Clown for a ride on the Roller CoasterHorsin' a Clown (Bronze Trophy)
Get all of Pains TrophiesKing of Pain (Gold Trophy)
Hit the Target Stuffed Ninja in every Amusement Park ModeNinja pwn (Silver Trophy)
Play 100 games of Horse or TraumaPain and Mane (Bronze Trophy)
Get 2,000,000 score in Abusement and After HoursPain in the Park (Bronze Trophy)
Use Ed to Explode 500 barrels in Clown TossRodeo Clown (Silver Trophy)
Get Painful Bullseye Trophy with Scurv Dogg or Hung Lo add-on charactersTrill (Sliver Trophy)

Contributed By: Mastergibson.