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South Park: The Stick of Truth



You accepted your fate and chose the name "Douchebag" yourself.Acceptance
Fart on animals 25 times.Animal Cruelty
Find Jesus while playing as a Jew.Are We Cool?
Kill 20 enemies with Cartman's ass.Ass of Fire
Defeat at least 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy is unconscious.Avenger
Fart on people 100 timesCanadian Handshake
Collect 15 Chinpokomon.Chinpoko loco
Collect all the Chinpokomon.Chinpokolypse
Complete all available Costume Sets.Clothes Whore
Befriend your Dad.Daddy Issues
Defeat the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.Day Walker
Fart on a canine enemy while in Gnome form.Dog Whistle
Hit 3 enemies with a single fart outside of combat.Dragon Wrath
You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.Elven Hero
You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.Face Hoff
Spend one day in South Park.First Day in South Park
Sell nothing the entire game.For the Hoarder
Befriend Crab People and Underpants Gnomes.Friends in Strange Places
Collect all the weapons and costumes available in the game.Full Arsenal
Let Gingers bite you 3 times without blocking.Gingivitis
Defeat the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and the bald cap.Heisenberg
While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.Inside Joke
**** your pants during a boss battle.Irritable Bowels
Sell 300 junk items.Junk Peddler
Fart on each available buddy in the game.Just Saying Hi
You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.KKK Hero
Fling a turd that you created at an enemy in combat.Made This for You
Spend $500.Make it Rain!
Unlock all the upgrades for one of the New Kid's abilities.Mastery
Befriend Half of South Park.More Popular Than Jesus
Befriend all of South ParkMore Popular Than John Lennon
Join the KKK.New Kid On The Block
Complete the game without ever ending a combat with a buddy knocked out.No Child Left Behind
You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.Nonconformist
You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.Outpatient
Open all garages in South Park.Parkeologist
You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.Perverted
Collect 5 Chinpokomon.Poco Chinpoko
**** your pants in battle three times.Pulling Mud
Interrupt 5 channel attacks with a fart.Re-Buttal
Complete half of the available costume sets.Shopaholic
Successfully block every enemy attack in a single, non-tutorial battle.Shutout
Block 100 attacks.Skilled Defender
Fart on 10 enemies in the world when they're knocked out.Stay Down
You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.Stick Savior
You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.Too Far
Fart on the Mayor, Father Maxi, Principal Vic, & Prime Minister.Truth to Power
You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.Two Girls, One Stick
Score 100 perfect attacks.Weapon Proficiency
Have Kenny Die 10 times in battle over the course of the game.You bastards!

Contributed By: Guard Master and FrakkinPhoenix.


Alternate Ending

In the mission Beat Up Clyde, if you choose to walk out of the room with Mr. Slave rather than trying to deactivate the snuke, then you will witness a special alternate ending.

Contributed By: DM0NEY.